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Friday, January 31, 2003
KoobaRadio.co.uk Kent over-compensation a new show and becoming audigible - hi-up and blue - getting there with a new accomplishment - ok... flagrant link for j0n posted by Laur3nce at 9:09 PM
* 1000 blank white cards * i've recently been given the "silent protest" cardset 52 cards enabling a silent progress for a day, includes "tea" "yes" "coffee" and "fuck off" posted by Laur3nce at 8:59 PM
Mesenteric Ischemia quick!, A MAGNET! posted by Laur3nce at 3:58 PM
Geese clothes for all seasons, holidays and occasions posted by Laur3nce at 3:55 PM
I'm out! [ but technically only on loan to the general public until monday ] I did my psycho-made-good act in the ward round, told a few jokes - a bit of tap dancing and a tartan stick on beard and they fell for it - i had so much set my heart on release i don't know what would have happened if they had turned me down... ugh! but no it is free pavements and dolly cars and proper tea and nobody looking through the curtain at me (staff and patients a favourite hobby) YES it's no more room 23 for me! the new medication is still wiping me out - virtually dead until midday and my eyes keep flitting in and out of focus (known side-effect) makes it difficult to read, and drooling! there's a thing to have to get used to - waking up as if someone poured a pint of water over me and the pillow - there is another drug to help with this - it also cures travel sickness [ ie always get a seat on the train away from loud moronic sub-conversationalists and mobile phone rings played on the miniature electric piano by an evil tempered daemon ] maybe? will have to wait and see... i will be seeing a lot of the hospital in the near future for on-going weekly blood tests and then picking up the approved medication two days later - i wouldn't mind since at the moment i have the time but the walk to the clinic or pharmacy is drear and overall bad - there is however the possibility of having a pint in every pub on the way home [ that makes 5 pints ] if i can bear it - thanks for all the shout outs and please continue to abuse this service as it makes the band feel almost wanted... OK...... a-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four "i'm going back to my monkey by the bay" posted by Laur3nce at 3:47 PM Wednesday, January 22, 2003
Cigarette Lighter posted by Laur3nce at 6:29 PM
btw... b33na got 6666 in the hitcount parade but won't be receiving a prize as she failed to give me her postal address thinking that "you know it" would wash in this deadly serious facsimile of real life posted by Laur3nce at 4:40 PM
brief trip home - got bollocked for missing the ward round last thursday but nobody had told me - mutterers shouters swearers and african yodelling with glockenspiels - food disgusting - medication titration continues - spent the first day i had a morning dose asleep - slowly acclimatizing - blood tests and the black art of reading blood pressure is becoming familiar - it's all waiting and how to keep from going mad from all the waiting - others obviously don't cope - i haven't filed my teeth and bitten only those housewives who chose coco pops yet - here's hoping for a speedy release L3 posted by Laur3nce at 4:38 PM
Kooba Radio lend this your ears - new show posted by Laur3nce at 3:48 PM
Resonance 104.4 fm give this an ear - pretty strange at times posted by Laur3nce at 3:47 PM Thursday, January 16, 2003
I should explain myself - i got to come home today to get some decent food and to see my babies - hence the blog of the socks thing - i had a hole in two socks and not in two others so i was trying to re-match them for the sake of the modesty of my big toe - the ward is hell - it's loud and frightening - screaming about satan - loud swearing at the staff at all times of day and night - staff who have to be reminded by me what medication to give me when , and when to take my blood pressure - i should have had a blood test today [ at least i have read my charts! ] but got off the ward before anyone realized so i'll probably get back to a bollocking - even getting off the ward is a nightmare because as soon as i look like i'm going out all the people who aren't allowed out flood down towards the door so the staff won't open it until they have all drifted away - so far my bloods and BP are fine - no crashes yet - but i have a feeling that as time goes on and the dose increases moments of lucidity like this will be hard to come by - at the moment i don't feel tired and then i find i've been asleep for two hours, strange! keep using the Shout Outs to contact me as the library is much easier to get to than to get home - there is a taciturn indian on the ward but he is a bit scrawny to lift the water fawcett and he's from the sub-continent rather than the wild west - should i still befriend him? there is also a teenager with "100% jesus christ" tattooed on his heart who talks constantly to "Cram" - he really creeps me out with his laughter and foaming at the mouth - better get back to the relative safety of room 23 - laters! L3 posted by Laur3nce at 4:28 PM
Sockman Calculator posted by Laur3nce at 1:25 PM Friday, January 10, 2003
I'll be doing my own jack nicholson on clare ward for the next two weeks so don't expect updates - i may get out to the local library so you can contact me using the following "shout out" [gives me read/write] posted by Laur3nce at 9:57 AM Thursday, January 09, 2003
this fantastic schematic which i note includes "mathematical psychology" is a gift from terry posted by Laur3nce at 9:50 PM
Mysterious 'man-monkey' strikes Delhi old news but a goodie - did i blog this before? posted by Laur3nce at 4:38 PM
Reaction to the DEC Spam of 1978 posted by Laur3nce at 3:45 PM
Monobrow.com - Celebrating the Unity of Your Eyebrows out and proud! posted by Laur3nce at 12:05 PM Wednesday, January 08, 2003
The Onion | Slightly Upset Woman Declared Insane posted by Laur3nce at 9:04 PM
Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn, Apple seed and apple thorn; Wire, briar, limber lock, Three geese in a flock. One flew east, And one flew west, And one flew over the cuckoo's nest. posted by Laur3nce at 8:42 PM
Brian's Belly - The Belly News ha ha brianiac centered publishing online posted by Laur3nce at 8:34 PM
Passions in Poetry - Classical Poet Biography John Clare posted by Laur3nce at 8:23 PM
TATTOO The Mark of Blood posted by Laur3nce at 2:30 PM
"Buffy 'prompting pupils to access the occult'" posted by Laur3nce at 2:29 PM
Kooba Radio listen up! posted by Laur3nce at 11:56 AM
Fine Art Photographers Pinhole Photography posted by Laur3nce at 11:53 AM
The Official Guide To Rodent Farts posted by Laur3nce at 11:52 AM Tuesday, January 07, 2003
Custom Prosthetic Designs, Inc. a bit sick but i once met a man with a prosthetic nose posted by Laur3nce at 9:14 PM
B-2 Spirit posted by Laur3nce at 7:26 PM Monday, January 06, 2003
Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up posted by Laur3nce at 3:42 PM
The Peanuts Arcana Tarot Deck posted by Laur3nce at 3:41 PM
The Sinful Ways of Simpli City - 1/25 great posted by Laur3nce at 3:38 PM
ChristiansForCannabis posted by Laur3nce at 3:31 PM
Lindsay: Fart Cook Book posted by Laur3nce at 3:25 PM
Film Sound Cliches posted by Laur3nce at 3:22 PM Saturday, January 04, 2003
Rabbit_Moon posted by Laur3nce at 4:44 PM
Britney Spears guide to Semiconductor Physics posted by Laur3nce at 4:39 PM Thursday, January 02, 2003
#!/bin/ksh shuffle() { a=1 while [ $a -lt $size ] do let b=a+1 let DIFF=${C[$a]}-${C[$b]} let ADD=$DIFF/2 if [ $ADD -lt 0 ] then let ADD=-ADD fi if [ $DIFF -eq 0 ] then s=0 else if [ $DIFF -gt 0 ] then let C[$a]=${C[$a]}-$ADD else let C[$a]=${C[$a]}+$ADD fi fi echo $1,$a,${C[$a]} let a=a+1 done } a=1 size=100 while [ $a -le $size ] do let C[$a]=$RANDOM let a=a+1 done run=1 while [ $run -lt 400 ] do shuffle $run let run=run+1 done martberts boredome experiment leads to this posted by Laur3nce at 3:19 PM Wednesday, January 01, 2003
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