Band Of Monkies |
Thursday, July 19, 2001
nuff said posted by Laur3nce at 10:50 AM
a precious chance to see americans having fun in their native environs posted by Laur3nce at 10:15 AM
useful Elizabethan Curse Generator posted by Laur3nce at 10:11 AM Wednesday, July 18, 2001
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps all around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did? " The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!", says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "Now what?", responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!", says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!" posted by Laur3nce at 10:19 AM
some banner ads i might not puke at posted by Laur3nce at 9:07 AM
a lot of damage left to get done . . . Is It Over Yet? posted by Laur3nce at 9:02 AM Monday, July 16, 2001
handy map posted by Laur3nce at 9:13 AM
i like this list which includes Tongue Depressor Mouse posted by Laur3nce at 8:45 AM Sunday, July 15, 2001
great science posted by Laur3nce at 2:27 PM Tuesday, July 10, 2001
in the catecombs of hell, you shall know me well posted by Laur3nce at 4:20 PM
a million thanks to martbert and a downward trend - soon i will be offline altogether - all hail silence - register your objections via email . . . Blog Rate Report posted by Laur3nce at 1:21 PM Sunday, July 08, 2001
beautiful calming circles posted by Laur3nce at 6:13 PM
unvicious circles posted by Laur3nce at 6:11 PM Saturday, July 07, 2001
bunny posted by Laur3nce at 10:46 AM Friday, July 06, 2001
Radio Pills posted by Laur3nce at 4:45 PM
this seems to work . . . The Postmodernism Generator posted by Laur3nce at 4:41 PM
The Bowels of Hell posted by Laur3nce at 4:20 PM
First Descents Into The Inferno posted by Laur3nce at 4:14 PM |
