Band Of Monkies |
Monday, April 30, 2001
Siamang Brachiating posted by Laur3nce at 8:14 PM
Missiles for Terrorists! and have a great may day posted by Laur3nce at 6:35 PM
missiles posted by Laur3nce at 6:34 PM
missiles posted by Laur3nce at 6:33 PM
missiles posted by Laur3nce at 6:31 PM
missiles posted by Laur3nce at 6:30 PM
missiles posted by Laur3nce at 6:29 PM
missiles posted by Laur3nce at 6:26 PM
missiles posted by Laur3nce at 6:25 PM
missiles posted by Laur3nce at 6:23 PM
the first 100 days posted by Laur3nce at 3:10 PM
A man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions. All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions. And while waiting in your waiting room I had three silent gas emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact, I've just had two more." The doctor replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is check your hearing!" posted by Laur3nce at 2:51 PM
as curt1s points out it's no wonder we are a generation of mental cases . . . have a remeniscent look at The Official Pipkins Website posted by Laur3nce at 11:39 AM
MyVitalAgent is cool - our ADSL hasn't crashed since I installed it but it should tell me where the problem is when it does posted by Laur3nce at 11:26 AM
oh ok then posted by Laur3nce at 11:20 AM Saturday, April 28, 2001
jeez! i just saw this buying lottery tickets in our corner shop - she parked on a red route and had to run to her green ford focus to evade nasty hail - nasty surprise for all - small but grotesquely formed posted by Laur3nce at 4:46 PM Wednesday, April 25, 2001
his name was Anchovie Darlington - boy did he have a temper! posted by Laur3nce at 1:21 PM Tuesday, April 24, 2001
being a big man in a great big town with my star tattoo, they put wonderful food on the table - there's really no hurry i'll eat in a while posted by Laur3nce at 8:06 PM
just told the truth - in this world where decisions are a way of life this is not the easiest thing to decide to do - they say compassion is a virtue but i don't know - be a little more selfish? tried that - erase and rewind . . . in this? rip it up and start again . . . i'd be here hours like I'm so ambitious like the little toffee wrappers - there on a seat in folkestone the camera caught me - nobody else posted by Laur3nce at 7:51 PM
just spoke to the people who put this thru mi letter slot and we are all rather concerned but i don't expect many of you live round here . . . anyway . . . if you can help posted by Laur3nce at 7:38 PM
want to know the time . . . Ask The Rabbi . . . also check the jokes section . . . one bad man fifty million jokes posted by Laur3nce at 1:13 PM
i want to go back three months... place some heavy bets on being dead by tomorrow . . . posted by Laur3nce at 1:05 PM
"Tonight you will hear the voice of a paedophile grooming a child" just as long as they aren't reducing their cholesterol . . . mixed messages? posted by Laur3nce at 1:01 PM Monday, April 23, 2001
nice irony at the end... bit like the b.t. ads - How To Buy A CD posted by Laur3nce at 11:52 AM
here's a good way to completely turn your love life around posted by Laur3nce at 11:16 AM
more on a page - less nagging posted by Laur3nce at 10:42 AM
whoo! s1mon's new job is in a dangerous place posted by Laur3nce at 9:29 AM
doh! posted by Laur3nce at 9:23 AM
Cheese! ”You’re really all just rats in a maze. So why don’t you read this book and quit whining when we change things around here. Thank you, the Management.” posted by Laur3nce at 8:47 AM
"Norman, if you're normal, I shall baffle you with cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen, incessant quotations from 'Now We Are Six' through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant, poisoned electric head. So there. " posted by Laur3nce at 8:37 AM Sunday, April 22, 2001
flon flon flon - new episode number 7 - getting into the shower posted by Laur3nce at 6:00 PM
dont try to touch my heart - it's darker than you think - and don't try to read my mind - because it's full of disappearing ink . . . e.c posted by Laur3nce at 5:48 PM
you need big bandwidth for this one but oh wow what fun those boys at NASA are having with their satellites posted by Laur3nce at 5:42 PM Saturday, April 21, 2001
for me old dear ma and pa . . . Excelsior. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow posted by Laur3nce at 9:26 PM Friday, April 20, 2001
don't know what language but with this you can build and race scalextric against a parrot - yup! posted by Laur3nce at 9:34 AM
don't worry . . . i can probably pull some strings . . . i buy all the banana milk for america posted by Laur3nce at 8:07 AM Thursday, April 19, 2001
oh no! . . . gross! posted by Laur3nce at 1:43 PM
Use of Sprouts vs Mature Beans/Greens oh yes . . . posted by Laur3nce at 1:30 PM
this seems a good way to get your point across posted by Laur3nce at 1:28 PM
Paris is afraid . . . my dream of bombing wave chronology posted by Laur3nce at 1:19 PM
imagine him but all covered in string posted by Laur3nce at 1:14 PM
excellent re-enactment of what happened to s1mon when he got to work today posted by Laur3nce at 12:41 PM
don't forget . . . Give Water posted by Laur3nce at 8:45 AM
and another stress test . . . What's Your Stress Style? posted by Laur3nce at 8:13 AM
oh well . . . here we go again . . . What Breed of Dog Are You? posted by Laur3nce at 7:17 AM Wednesday, April 11, 2001
final blog for a week - in a few hours we drive off in the blue laguna - your mission: traverse the deep web finding excellence and purity for me to blog when i get back - keep krooning! posted by Laur3nce at 6:39 AM Tuesday, April 10, 2001
? posted by Laur3nce at 3:13 PM
a puzzle posted by Laur3nce at 12:03 PM
Mind Reading Markup Language (MRML) posted by Laur3nce at 11:35 AM
will be offline for a week so as a special treat here is curt1s' triumph dog For Sale By Mental Patient posted by Laur3nce at 11:08 AM
oh happy day ... Cannot find anything posted by Laur3nce at 11:06 AM
Your online home for Brains and Brain-Related Products posted by Laur3nce at 11:05 AM
one Sexy Orange Monkey posted by Laur3nce at 11:04 AM
a flock of fast spyplanes - before they retired they outran fighters and missiles posted by Laur3nce at 9:20 AM
for mr yelling - a nice cuppa posted by Laur3nce at 7:50 AM
can't wait for the cencus? posted by Laur3nce at 7:41 AM Monday, April 09, 2001
saw this in network news too.. abrilliant idea posted by Laur3nce at 3:01 PM
Warning - i can't quite beleive this posted by Laur3nce at 12:06 PM
for anyone looking to have their life blogged as modern dance posted by Laur3nce at 12:01 PM
the millisecond manager... a new martbert graph Performance output, result, outcome =f ({M, T(h), K}t(n) ;{B, S- Environment}t(n r) ;t(n r s);……) where M is Motivation = f {tension between (F)t(p) , (D)t(i) } Motivational Model D is Desire/ hope/ aspiration/expectation/need/want F is Fear/loss/pain/discomfort/lack/deprivati on t(p) is past time t(i) is time of intention T(h) is the temporal horison in years or CMP as defined by Elliot Jaques K is the knowledge t is time of succession (n, r, s are chronological points in time) B is behavior or response S is skill posted by Laur3nce at 10:59 AM
infected by the strange lonesome melancholy of the scrytch - references to Norfolk we are going here - i wish i was there already posted by Laur3nce at 10:14 AM
nine words for false posted by Laur3nce at 7:24 AM
John Hardy he was a desperate little man posted by Laur3nce at 7:18 AM Friday, April 06, 2001
C is a wonderful language to program in - i'm doing stuff i can't really translate into english - i guess "codeschmerz" is the best i can express it - those aren't hairs on his head - they are iron filings aligned by the fifteen magnets that hold his teeth in posted by Laur3nce at 1:57 PM
i don't know what it is but I like it posted by Laur3nce at 1:41 PM
martbert insisted that I blog this even though I find the FROG FEAST at the bottom of the page pretty terrifying - b33na, though, has her way with pictures of potatoes posted by Laur3nce at 1:23 PM
Thracian Peltasts posted by Laur3nce at 1:20 PM
s1mon and other emails today are urging you all to put "Jedi" as your religion in the coming census as it will only take 10,000 or so to have the religion recognized in the uk - this is probably a good idea - tell everyone else - levitate your keyboard posted by Laur3nce at 1:16 PM
yuk! posted by Laur3nce at 1:10 PM
what is the little little clip (thing) on the end of a mcflurry spoon? need to know - please email me posted by Laur3nce at 1:00 PM
just in case you thought you had blinked posted by Laur3nce at 12:44 PM
damn! i threw 32 for the fifth time in a row! posted by Laur3nce at 12:23 PM
If you have difficulty with this test, the following handouts may help: Punctuation and Mechanics posted by Laur3nce at 12:21 PM
but it wasn't a link ... posted by Laur3nce at 12:15 PM
She shredded the left-over burger on top of the rice ... posted by Laur3nce at 12:13 PM
imagine the horror of sneezes that last over two hours. posted by Laur3nce at 12:03 PM Thursday, April 05, 2001
martbert was complaining that excel didn't extend the sequence M,T,W,T when he dragged the days of the week across his spreadsheet - I suggested the fibonacci series to see if it knew that - it didn't - someone should tell bill - so martbert calculated fibonnacci and graphed it which was nice - then factored it a bit - which was nice and looked kind of fractal - then applied division to the sequence and it levelled out on 0.6180339887 which seemed a bit spooky so I suggested searching for that number on the internet and it came straight back with this... The Golden Section the platonic universe unfolds? or is it darwinistic evolutionary thought that brings these things together posted by Laur3nce at 9:08 AM Wednesday, April 04, 2001
Myeloencephalopathy with Rosenthal fiber formation in a miniature poodle - i swarmed all over this one - have a swarm yourself posted by Laur3nce at 6:52 PM
a very useful site for the next generation posted by Laur3nce at 6:46 PM
how to feel lovely posted by Laur3nce at 6:44 PM
will you fish with me in the moonlight - kiss me baby, hold me tight - ooh baby doya wanna fish? - doya doya doya doya wanna fish? - doya doya doya doya wanna fish - doya doya doya doya wanna fish for pike posted by Laur3nce at 6:41 PM
- monkey life critique - - submitted by: MartBert - content : I now believe in smoking as a worthwhile passtime, although I see myself as far too intelligent to actually take part. In fact I believe it might be fundamentally important to the existance and progression of the human race. I believe all things that on the face of it are stupid ideas in fact bring progress to humanity. Some other examples Bungie Jumping, Driving fast cars, roadworks, Rubbish cable TV programmes, Drug taking, Horse Racing, National Lottery, PHBs, Singing Billy Bass, Going to the gym, Smernov Ice, Diet Coke without Caffene, Domestos wipes, Tea Tree Oil - type: happening - - reviewed by: Gordo - At first I was lulled into a sense of being in an office and being lectured by a man who is not intelligent enough to smoke - I turned to Able and he had a glazed look on his face so I lit a fag and listened to the disembodied voice and the beepings of various mobile phones. The pseudo philosophical droning gave way to a rapid series of adverts for brilliant activities and products which although rapid and short-lived inspired in me a deep longing to get out of there and experience these delights - later in the Frozen Nickel Able and I discussed the event over a few pints and on the way home I bought some domestos wipes posted by Laur3nce at 6:35 PM
i found this while searching for shoe flakes - make what you will of it - shoe flakes though it is not - why cannot i find a decent shoe flake? posted by Laur3nce at 2:48 PM
this is better butfifth rotation tried not to be blogged posted by Laur3nce at 2:09 PM
is there something about Flash that inspires people to come over all isometric? posted by Laur3nce at 1:56 PM
always rely on Steve Bell posted by Laur3nce at 1:43 PM Tuesday, April 03, 2001
whooooo try a visit to Ward7 posted by Laur3nce at 2:25 PM
the speared peanut is courtesy of s1mon - last heard of thus: "Long necks made of cheese" The journey across Europe in the back of a meat truck was cold but I only lost two toes and three fingers on the journey. I was saved by a crippled whore called Shasham in Constantinople would have eaten me had she had any teeth. I reached the circus two days later and I now know all the pigmy giraffes first names but it is going to be some time before they respond to my training techniques. posted by Laur3nce at 1:47 PM
cool site - Tom Waits for no man... check the rest of speared peanut posted by Laur3nce at 1:29 PM
Even though reared on the milk of Hyrcanian tigresses this looks like good medicine posted by Laur3nce at 11:04 AM Monday, April 02, 2001
TAXI !! posted by Laur3nce at 9:08 PM
bread mold outbreak over whole african continent who didn't put it back in the fridge? posted by Laur3nce at 9:05 PM
a great new way to deliver bleeding edge technology worldwide posted by Laur3nce at 9:02 PM Sunday, April 01, 2001
good to have everything all prepared for history posted by Laur3nce at 6:59 PM
The Rise and Fall of the "Anti-Gravity Machine" posted by Laur3nce at 6:48 PM
this describes me fine - holding my certificate and lemsip posted by Laur3nce at 6:39 PM
cool flu site - click on the little man - a model of me - why did I swallow a clock? also how do I know if I have a fever... if I put a lighted candle in my mouth it goes out but what does that tell me? posted by Laur3nce at 6:11 PM |
