Band Of Monkies |
Saturday, March 31, 2001
apologies for the lack of entries but i'm sick - exploding toe - brain marsh - earlier rmdev'd a cd0 and sat thinking "it's something to do with jamjar" for a minute or two before my fingers type cfgmgr - also don't know what archiving will do to this blog tonight - lots of goodies lined up when my brain gets back in gear thanks b33na and s1mon (when I get back to work) posted by Laur3nce at 8:17 PM
useful little tool of great service to humanity - Create-A-Fart posted by Laur3nce at 7:53 PM Wednesday, March 28, 2001
touch me, i'm sick sort of thing to do posted by Laur3nce at 12:14 PM
oh no ! monkey conflict ! posted by Laur3nce at 12:08 PM
guess you never knew this... canofbeena ! posted by Laur3nce at 12:03 PM
things to make and do - part 4 - flockofbeena posted by Laur3nce at 12:01 PM
please give me a job posting pictures of my pet dog Bill to my own homepage posted by Laur3nce at 10:11 AM
i often ask myself WHO IS FIT FOR DIVING? posted by Laur3nce at 10:05 AM
your mission: ask for an exact quote on shipping such as what is the displacement of the clipper Cutty Sark? posted by Laur3nce at 10:02 AM
so someone of the Idiot Party says "rivers of blood" and "enoch was right" and "we've been corrupted by immigrants" so Mr Vague says - "anyone who says this shouldn't" but fails to make any value comment - rivers of blood win votes from bigots and vagueness charms the vague with a warm feeling like it's ok to think it but not to say it so i'm ok - so i'm an idiot like the others - vote vague or not maybe posted by Laur3nce at 7:39 AM Tuesday, March 27, 2001
annoying posted by Laur3nce at 5:57 PM
HMS Belfast and Tower Bridge posted by Laur3nce at 5:43 PM
spot the metempsychotic posted by Laur3nce at 5:29 PM
THIS IS IT!! posted by Laur3nce at 2:48 PM
wow! the wake up closer pattern right not would be good - this is a horse thing that makes a lot of sense not would be good - whoever thought it posted by Laur3nce at 2:45 PM
wonderful betoothed and many like maria after christmas posted by Laur3nce at 2:41 PM
Pineapple on Point Block oh yes - that's right posted by Laur3nce at 2:37 PM
your mission: send Ronald L. Asher something outrageously abusive and see if he can work out why posted by Laur3nce at 2:30 PM
the torpedos come out backwards like chicken eggs but faster posted by Laur3nce at 2:26 PM
when i die, i want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car. posted by Laur3nce at 12:48 PM
please remember to give water every day - new sponsorship is being arranged posted by Laur3nce at 12:31 PM
this is a pointer to a NULL post - cancelled through fear of failure - this stupid head - it's been like this for years - WOOF! posted by Laur3nce at 12:12 PM
should my code account for leap seconds? posted by Laur3nce at 12:01 PM
the sodaconstructor is excellent - my how the sodazoo has grown - if you have a week to spare and a fast link become frankenstein - your lovely head.... this is also the Simon Day Memorial blog - the grumpiest man in MOG has moved to a new career taming dwarf giraffes at the turkish state circus - we can only wish him well posted by Laur3nce at 8:38 AM Monday, March 26, 2001
ouch! hard coding and coffee tetchy :: its the new mood :: all the rage :: three wide monkies - i pulled a tendon in my head posted by Laur3nce at 1:46 PM
monday and one of our great institutions is consigniad to history - this makes br1an a post post postman and opens the doors for any new number of Trysteros, W.A.S.T.E boxes under the flyovers and now on street corners - will thatcherism never end? posted by Laur3nce at 7:08 AM Saturday, March 24, 2001
nice intro - what is muse.com? take the less travelled route - another trawl by godess of the web b33na posted by Laur3nce at 4:09 PM
Excellent bleeding edge scientific research - thanks and all hail to b33na ... backup for the meat project posted by Laur3nce at 8:59 AM Friday, March 23, 2001
you don't fit into a category - you're not part of a group - no collective binds you - no not you - you're a member of a tribe - scream posted by Laur3nce at 6:10 PM
if i gave you 70p would you buy a Yumbo or go to The Mishima Yukio Cyber Museum posted by Laur3nce at 2:58 PM
this is a record of Ahomka ginger sweets (which are really nice if you can get hold of them) being refused entry to the U.S from Ghana because: "The article appears to be a new drug without an approved new drug application". posted by Laur3nce at 2:39 PM
can't quite get to the bottom of the "Camus Parking Services" - a conspiracy resembling the Trystero in its lack of existential evidence - philosophy/means of transport/Algerian calls for ownership of the means of communication - can't link for the this as I just caught it out of the corner of my mouse pointer posted by Laur3nce at 10:39 AM
not sure whether to laugh or cry at this view... hhackery... posted by Laur3nce at 8:17 AM
driving into a days work for MOG and listening to radio analysis of bear markets foot and mouth and worst of all that hideous slimy spic of a shadow chancellor using prudent 3 times a sentence (apparently now after berating Grodnon Broon for being a miser the Idiot Party line is that it is not prudent enough in the current climate - what happened to their mass tax cuts?) I thought to my self what I need is a good action adventure novella - clearly a feverish mind posted by Laur3nce at 8:09 AM Thursday, March 22, 2001
whooo! made it! posted by Laur3nce at 9:14 PM
what do you get if you cross Sophie Grigson with a Parrot? - floppy carrots posted by Laur3nce at 2:26 PM
he quickly grabbed hold of me by the pizza and bit me HARD posted by Laur3nce at 2:10 PM
looking for prior art I found this... it contains ftmch - quite nice really posted by Laur3nce at 1:37 PM
Navy Nurses get a raw deal but they look good to the boys posted by Laur3nce at 1:26 PM
All You Need Is Love posted by Laur3nce at 1:22 PM
broken toes Dr Brian Critchley posted by Laur3nce at 1:18 PM
brain like a mole wrench Dr Brian Critchley posted by Laur3nce at 1:16 PM
one of curtis' dogs .millennium.3. posted by Laur3nce at 11:59 AM
this is a good postmodern wank page CTHEORY - don't ask how i came across it posted by Laur3nce at 11:48 AM
excellent business oriented correspondence translation site posted by Laur3nce at 11:37 AM
a better sort of table - a novel use of shaky legs - this could be brilliant posted by Laur3nce at 10:45 AM Wednesday, March 21, 2001
aah! the goatsucker that's what it was posted by Laur3nce at 2:19 PM
tired of life? take up a new hobby posted by Laur3nce at 1:53 PM posted by Laur3nce at 1:50 PM
this page makes me feel as if i am missing out on something vitally important - if you can read the whole list you'll no doubt find an accurate description of yourself posted by Laur3nce at 1:47 PM
phone yourself at work from your mobile phone then answer but put the office phone on speakerphone then marvel at the feedback echos produced - anyone coming to your desk to ask you something will shut up immediately posted by Laur3nce at 12:40 PM
shock email from Mr Parker : "Despite the need for large trains it is not very tiny" posted by Laur3nce at 9:41 AM
i couldn't put Mr P's ideas up without including my own the bee meter. why only one? because the rest of my ideas are earning me millions in royalty payments - as you can tell by this submission posted by Laur3nce at 9:18 AM
these are all lazy entrepeneur ideas from the evil criminal mind of Mr Parker (my new boss) he currently has five on the site - even though many have been rejected - they mailed him back saying can't you submit anything sensible? and he's been deleted many times so here we go... A lazy entrepreneur idea by martbert posted by Laur3nce at 9:08 AM
another posted by Laur3nce at 9:04 AM
another martbert idea posted by Laur3nce at 9:02 AM
and another posted by Laur3nce at 9:01 AM
and another posted by Laur3nce at 9:00 AM
any group that claims "The laws of physics will change as well" in their manifesto deserves attention - C.H.U.N.K. 666 posted by Laur3nce at 8:53 AM
this looks like an unhealthy obsession but i am not to judge posted by Laur3nce at 8:46 AM
thinking of a new cws? posted by Laur3nce at 8:38 AM
just me and the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush posted by Laur3nce at 8:15 AM
I may be moving to Montana soon posted by Laur3nce at 8:12 AM Tuesday, March 20, 2001
I listened to this Message driving home last Friday... Not quite McLunacism for the masses but pretty good - and with the luscious jenni murray - listen to Paul Taylors uppity rant posted by Laur3nce at 8:12 PM
so much for global warming - today it snows and not even a sniff of b33nas evil french wasp bee creature posted by Laur3nce at 6:29 PM
Spy in the cab posted by Laur3nce at 5:00 PM
kurodot - news for nerds, from the trenches someone help them out, please posted by Laur3nce at 4:55 PM
Fussy fish fake it after all posted by Laur3nce at 4:51 PM
ach documentation - need a documentation daemon that runs while you code - hey presto !! example, this: if [[ $(date +%a) = Sun && $(date +%e) -le 7 ]] #ksh becomes this: if it's the first sunday in the month and which file shall we move next children? documentation is demeaning to all without malice posted by Laur3nce at 4:19 PM
Fascinating (think) found on my search for double sided post it notes posted by Laur3nce at 9:23 AM Monday, March 19, 2001
Click on sheep #29 - thanks bifurcated rivets posted by Laur3nce at 6:15 PM
This looks like an absolute must have posted by Laur3nce at 5:53 PM
This has spread like weeds - oh hundreds of search hits - that makes me wonder a little posted by Laur3nce at 2:13 PM
Mr Parker (my new boss) just asked me to put this up for your viewing another email-email contender.... 2 people playing the incompetence game Sorry about this call, as I would not make any sense of the error reported. I tried to write the way that was reportred to me. -----Original Message----- From: Chris Scoffield Sent: 19 March 2001 12:11 To: Narendra Chavda Cc: Martin Parker Subject: FW: Call Allocated Importance: High Narendra, Two comments about call 12530. I have had a complaint from Business Intelligence Group about the call abstract and that is does not make any sense and is not by any stretch of the imagination a proper sentence. "Cust on the shopper waitrose - who have email entrry onhome shopping table table but do not have email entry on person table." more on incompetence to come posted by Laur3nce at 1:53 PM
check out the crazy guys at Almaden wow they are so crazy (!) check out the STM art in Projects and then think about your own job... but not for too long posted by Laur3nce at 1:20 PM
While we think of Boole spare a thought for Socrates being either/or a man - a prior version of the theory of everything. Syllog.machine is cool - logic was one of the things I thought I'd never need when I ran away from school to join the theatre - here I am coding computers - I need a logical Calculus machine to knock out truth tables if anyone knows of one ... posted by Laur3nce at 12:38 PM
how about a theory of everything The Calculus of Logic explains how boolean isn't just 1 or 0 it's everything ! posted by Laur3nce at 12:34 PM
the return of The Genuine Original Imitation Fake ... worth struggling through posted by Laur3nce at 12:30 PM
writing documentation for some recent korn shell scripts I wrote for a company who now want to test them (the cheek of it!) this brings me out in spiders - i hate it - according to this Quasi Bible I shouldn't be doing this at all posted by Laur3nce at 11:41 AM
a snippet of MOG communication - we operate an "email of shame" system ... best read from the bottom up -----Original Message----- From: Simon Day Sent: Thursday, March 15, 2001 3:43 PM To: Patrick Finn; Martin Parker Cc: Nathon O'sullivan; John Fisher Subject: RE: Gatel1 Fuck, my insurance is third party. -----Original Message----- From: Patrick Finn Sent: 15 March 2001 15:42 To: Martin Parker; Simon Day Cc: Nathon O'sullivan; John Fisher Subject: RE: Gatel1 I have submitted the email to Grammar Guru and asked for an estimate for repair. -----Original Message----- From: Martin Parker Sent: 15 March 2001 14:09 To: Simon Day Cc: Nathon O'sullivan; Patrick Finn; John Fisher Subject: RE: Gatel1 I want you to show Nathon and John how to fix it. I want Pat to rate your email in the clear email of the year challenge. -----Original Message----- From: Simon Day Sent: Thursday, March 15, 2001 10:23 AM To: Martin Parker; Nathon O'sullivan Cc: John Fisher Subject: Gatel1 Importance: High Martin, The live gatel1 is stil lon the old broken version of Checkpoint. What so you want to do about this? Simon. posted by Laur3nce at 9:56 AM
on a less serious note: Japan has today banned all animal movements after discovering nibbled beds in Tokyo. They think it could be an outbreak of Futon Mouse disease. on a more serious note: bbc news this morning asking shouldn't more have been done re foot and mouth "oh look at the way the French have dealt with their (one isolated) outbreak" I think blame is on the way and I'm not sure it's appropriate b33na still cries at the images of burning cattle and my parents have stopped twitching posted by Laur3nce at 8:55 AM |
