A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
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Monday, December 20, 2004

British Big Cats - Cat Sightings Here

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Duct Tape Wall Tapings

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all (almost) new BOM

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Sunday, December 19, 2004

DUSTY SPRINGFIELD

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cullernotes: "intertextuality is the general discursive space that makes a text intelligible."

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Saturday, December 18, 2004

Photo Citroen DS 21 (1969)

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Friday, December 17, 2004

turkey talks talking turkey

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Thursday, December 16, 2004

SatireWire enjoy

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

blunket resigns - i'm furious - who runs this country? fleet street?

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

ideath.htm a brautigan - not a novella

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The Big Sleep (1946) as i heard it they were halfway through shooting this and couldn't make sense of all the plots / subplots so they phone chandler - he thought about it then admitted he hadn't a clue either

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A Collection of Word Oddities and Trivia

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Monday, December 13, 2004

Laika

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Sunday, December 12, 2004

Pupil charged with teacher rape good grief!

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Grandma Prisbrey's Bottle Village: TV Tube Fence

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I'm a fully paid up member of the guilty party

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Richard Brautigan : In Watermelon Sugar

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Never cut towards your thumb always cut towards your chum !

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Saturday, December 11, 2004

Christmas Traditions

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DOGJUDO

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William Burroughs for ron

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Thursday, December 09, 2004

ELVIS COSTELLO lyrics - Crimes Of Paris: "Hell or to Hammersmith Blues"

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The Soup-Dragon and the Baby Soup-Dragon

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theZAPPAsaurus strange but true

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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

REM - Bad Day: "please don't take my picture"

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Monday, December 06, 2004

Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees is this bullshit? hard to tell - i drop my trousers

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Kooba Radio a can of tartan paint - and a long weight!

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Sunday, December 05, 2004

I'VE BEEN A VERY BAD POET

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Friends of Nunhead Cemetery Home Page.

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Friday, December 03, 2004

Beer to replace water...

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A History of The Argentine Tango apparently it takes two

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Wine Bottle Sizes - Learn them All!

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xxxxx Mr. X xxxxx

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Thursday, December 02, 2004

VegetableCruelty.com list of vegetable atrocity photos ugh

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THE HUMILITY MACHINE in caps

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Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Rules of Card Games: Brag

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