Band Of Monkies

just back from my mri scan and feeling a bit weird about it - why does a 21st century machine sound louder than a steam train??? i was divested of all my metal before-hand - apparently coins fly round the room like shrapnel - also had to leave my brass buddha behind in case it flew up my nose - there were tests to be done - first on seeing a word on the screen (via an angled mirror in front of my eyes) i had to loudly say the word and then assess whether what i heard back was my own voice, my own voice distorted or someone elses voice - click on the 4 key pad - seemed a little easy as the other voices were out of time but what do i know - then there were faces to be discerned as male or female - went on for ages - then the bastards subjected me to "dot back"
dot back 0 = press the keypad button top right down left when the dots appear
dot back 1 = press for the previous appearance of the dot
and hell--- dot back 2 = press for where the dot was 2 times ago
seriously not easy
it's pretty weird inside the machine - keep head motionless - all the noise and when finished they just threw me out - i needed a debrief really but they just paid my fee and i was off into the wilds of denmark hill
little things....
L3 : a pint of strongbow please
barmaid : anything else?
L3 : a glass to put it in?
ho ho ho

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Mormon.org - Request a visit they come to you to be insulted ! cool

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Famous Dog Quotes

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Wednesday, December 17, 2003

it's all a load of bollocks

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Neuroscience for Kids - Brain Alphabet via snarky

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Pleix films wow!

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Joint Astronomy Centre

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Transformations

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broken

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Tuesday, December 16, 2003

FRANKLY, MR SHANKLY: "sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled
making Christmas cards with the mentally ill"

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"It's a sobering thought that by the time Mozart was my age, he'd been dead for five years.Tom Lehrer

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There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

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Image Library :: Cabling (messy) i have nightmares like this

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Monday, December 15, 2003

The Strouhal Number in Cruising Flight

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birds with arms

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Wooden Ferrari

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Photo Noir et Blanc

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Sunday, December 14, 2003

saddam pips beckham in fatuous news footage

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Mobile phones to work in tunnels this guts me a bit - i had the notion of transmitting radio inside tunnels - firstly the blackwall tunnel that i used twice a day - i was going to set up transmitters so that drivers could tune to, say, radio london to get traffic info if things snarled up - i would then charge radio london for the privalege based on the fact that people would stay tuned to their station once out the other end - oh well

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Vintage Tattoo Plymouth Go-Kart

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Approximating Pi : "It is interesting to note that even today pi cannot be calculated precisely" more pi hi-jinks

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Blue Moon Zoo

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Saturday, December 13, 2003

::California Kingsnake (Charlie Chaplin)::

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videostar.swf

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Something Awful - The Internet Makes You Stupid lobster kid

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Friday, December 12, 2003

Reflex Suppressors for SMG's. just what you need in lewisham mcdonalds

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Coralie's ego wall cult figure

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mmh cars

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15625 new friends: dreems

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Thursday, December 11, 2003

stuff

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Robert Fripp by Eric Tamm book online

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Wednesday, December 10, 2003

Origin of John Doe thanks to the brianiniac

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A Message To You Rudy

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call 01273 42 01 42 and ask to be put on hold - the best hold music i've ever heard - "thankyou for calling" etc are mixed into great jazz riffs

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Monkeys Attack Local Band

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Tuesday, December 09, 2003

i guess if i were american i would know but can anyone tell me who is /was John Doe

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Aircraft what's your favourite? i got the wheel off a B29 bomber

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THELABELMAN

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Monday, December 08, 2003

Lost Gardens

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cool - just spoke to the MRI scan man - pencilled into the 18th and some time before - am i righthanded? yes - am i a welder? - no - thats all ok then

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Mr. Picassohead cool

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I Get Along Without You Very Well

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Sunday, December 07, 2003

kiss

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pinstruck - digital voodoo

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bestphotos

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FOUND magazine : FIND of the week check out the archives - brilliant

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BBC - Cult Television - Roobarb (and Custard) Homepage ah nostalgia - thx beena

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Saturday, December 06, 2003

Rate My Kitten cuteness via b33na

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byokal : www.zefrank.com many more on this site

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Friday, December 05, 2003

MATT STUART | PHOTOGRAPHER

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Watkins Bee Exposure Meter, early 1900s not this

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NEWS POKE i'm so excited! - was at denmark hill today hopefully to sign up for a course of cbt - but cbt in a good way? better than that - it looks like i'll get onto the team but it may be 3 months before it starts - so anyway i was answering questions and all was cool - not "let's go back to your childhood childhood childhood" very laid back and designed not to upset - and the trickcyclist was very kind then !!!! OMG "there is a study running for clients that involves an MRI scan before and after a course of treatment" my robot ears sprang up - how's this... i get 10 pounds per hour �15 ono - and a picture of my brain - FAR OUT! - very excited and not atall concerned that the scan will show up a small plastic toy lodged in the grey matter - beat that!

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IAwiki: LazyWeb robyn had the festival willy decades before the italians made one - i have the bee meter which no-one will ever make so i guess it's down to me - or is it?

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Over-the-Counter Pill Earrings

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Da Bears!

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Thursday, December 04, 2003

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Edinburgh 1966

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tutor: we will all be taken to the fifth dimension
laur3nce: sounds messy!

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Neo's purpose in the Matrix more pi conspiracy

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