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Friday, October 31, 2003

we're going up the country for a week

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Wednesday, October 29, 2003

benny fitz

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Fresh Cuts

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IDS go home to your constituency and plan for sewage things... whoohoo! bugs in the dust

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yesterday i wondered what would cheer me up as i got in dermy to go newcross and pick up my honey - i guessed that if the tories put 25 votes for a diffidence vote it would cheer me up
at that point only 5 votes had come in
after doing chores shopping in lewisham we arrived home and i turned bbc news 24 and the 25 votes were in! huzzah! couldn't quite beleive it
heres to the internicine scrambling in the dust - ha ha ha ha ha - is that the best you can do?
gonna check the full vote at 7pm

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An innocent fifth grader's picture is worth a thousand-word critical analysis via b33na

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Maggot Art

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A Semiotic Analysis of Two Ads for Washing-Up Liquid thanks google

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Interactive Spider Geometry (Mygalomorph Patterns)

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.s.p.e.c.i.a.l.d.e.f.e.c.t.s.

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is this really all there is?

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Dilbert, Dogbert and Coworkers!

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Acme Klein Bottle

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Medical Office Novelties: "Nosy Pencil Sharpener"

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Famous Curves Index lovely

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The Sect of Homokaasu - The Gematriculator only 20% evil - must try harder

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Philosophy Now: "Postmodernism is dead" ???

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Drinkometer - The Drink-o-Meter Test - How much Alcohol have you consumed?

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The Word Spy - The Top 100

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cat.swf oh god!

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Gott Blog? - Official Web Goat Clock

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Monday, October 27, 2003

The Real Me

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Crimes Of Paris: "I heard that you fell for the 'hell or to hammersmith blues'" - you could take the truthful things you said to me and fit them on the end of a pin ... i was married once

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Half Term Hols cheese in the scary caves and ...

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a pair of skimpy black panties in the front garden this afternoon- how do you lose something like that?

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last night beena cooked some purple cabbage - an attempt to get me to eat healthy and today i went to wash up and there was a bowl full of the ex-cabbage rinse water and it was the most lovely violet/blue - inspired by this - and memberance of IKB international klein blue i will boil down a few of these cabbages for ink and refuse to make any marks whatsoever at my therapy/art classes unless it is international laur3nce blue -

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The Highway Code: "Do not hurry them by revving your engine or edging forward" STOP EDGING FORWARD!

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like finding a noodle in a haystack

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Wayne Magnuson: English Idioms weird post timing - i wonder - i had to post this in my sleep ?? don't recall

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Sunday, October 26, 2003

lookit this!

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Friday, October 24, 2003

just heard the last concorde over SE london

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Nose to tail self service dog wash: " A dog enjoying a gentle, warm swim in the hydro therapy pool at Nose to Tail."

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Thursday, October 23, 2003

Airzooka cor!

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kidney patient guide - Kidney Transplant animation thanks angie

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Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Screamin' Jay Hawkins: "Alligator Wine"

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The Pop vs. Soda Page

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The Bone Clones Store Dog Catalog teach them to talk at your leisure

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bar lorca map to kooba livenight venue - 24/10/03
Every Friday at...
Bar Lorca
261 Brixton Road
London, SW9 7BU
Nearest tube: Brixton Station

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movie kontraband.com - warning loud music - excellent moves!!

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BRITGUIDE

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Tuesday, October 21, 2003

LODGER: Doorsteps

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ButterflyPee

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Pynchon and Homer unlikely?

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-2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
-Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
-Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
-Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
-365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
-16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Sterling
-Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
-1,000,000 aches: 1 megahurtz
-Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
-Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
-1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
-1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
-365.25 days: 1 unicycle
-2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
-10 cards: 1 decacards
-1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
-1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
-1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
-1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
-10 rations: 1 decoration
-2 monograms: 1 diagram
-8 nickels: 2 paradigms

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Truth table - Wikipedia

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Sunday, October 19, 2003

Human Spontaneous Involuntary Invisibility

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Saturday, October 18, 2003

Witches' Milk: "Witch Milking the Handle of an Axe"

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EAR WORM !!! venus in furs by velvet underground to the tune of sentimental journey (trad jazz standard)

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Bill in Hawaii

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The Rolf Harris Jukebox via beena the oz

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Friday, October 17, 2003

in eastenders the obnoxious noisy hi-fi neighbor plays "red" by king crimson - what are they saying exactly???

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Special-issue bags quite a collection

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Earth Calendar

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Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree this has been my ear worm since i woke up - i'm pretty sick of it and fear it may not go away until i sleep - to sleep perchance to dream about A Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree

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The death of cheap lager

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THE BRITISH LIBRARY - The world's knowledge !

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couldnt resist it

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Gallery of Fluid Mechanics explore...

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The Knowledge for Thirst for the title

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its a fair cop thx beena

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Frost Or Flower: "Pan of cold overcooked soggy broccoli"

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SCREEN, URINAL

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Thursday, October 16, 2003

A5 Symmetrical dynamic microphone preamplifier schematic

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SillyGirl.com / Silly Stuff! / Amazing Hand & Foot Trick

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Kooba Radio keeps on rootling - your kooba needs you - go to the friday brixton live event

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Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Smallframe Vespa carburettor rebuild

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A Finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat! oh yes!!

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Tuesday, October 14, 2003

HeadShaver.org - Shave your head completely bald!

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crash.gif

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Monday, October 13, 2003

The Army Men HomePage

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world conspiracy.gif

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Saturday, October 11, 2003

PringleThingle

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Dancing Mice

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Friday, October 10, 2003

Harold and Maude if you havn't see it

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E-merl.com - PoCom-UK-001 brilliant

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Frost Or Flower dazzle page - nice!

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Thursday, October 09, 2003

t r u t h o u t - Supreme Court Clears Forced Medication for Death Row Inmates

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Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Kooba Radio listen more before it all goes horribly wrong

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The Indexed Phobia List thx workbert

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BBC - BBC TWO - Listings: "Grumpy Old Men" this looks great

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Monday, October 06, 2003

Endless Pools -- Swimming Pools with Limitless Possibilities yes quite right

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Jewish Humor: "A Jewish Samurai"

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Airfix

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Karl: Snippets: "A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.
First they see two people going into the house. Time passes.
After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The Physicist: 'The measurement wasn't accurate.'.
The Biologists conclusion: 'They have reproduced'.
The Mathematician: 'If now exactly 1 person enters the house then it will be empty again.'"

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World Beard and Moustache Championships Carson City 2003 for alex the ginger fuzzy lipped

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Sunday, October 05, 2003

Kooba Radio the j-boy is back

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Koala Bear fuzzy woo!

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The meaning of the breast no kidding

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Googlism old fart

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