Band Of Monkies

summer is here almost - we spent a couple of hours with simon in the garden of the northbrook pub which was nice and the next day were covered in bites from adoring insects - obviously robyn is more succulent than myself - the other indicator is - no matter i tried or resisted i have fallen into that pit of partizanhood that is big brother 4 - oh god! - this means staying up after bedtime and wondering wtf there is to it - when we lived in hither green it was an open plan building that had me confused waking up in the night thinking it was the BB house - this year christ knows why i'm doing it - it goes along with formula 1 racing (and football) - a massive waste of my personal time and all but predictable but still you'll find me on a sunday slothed out for two hours doh!
yesterday i had a snooze after waking up and taking meds and when i awoke the 5 rule had come into action - the five rule is where what ever you look at perceive wonder about is true but also has 4 mirrors or shades of the original thing - my glass is one of it's own but the five rule makes it into one and four existences = 5 - i'm embaressed to tell my shrink about this - last time i spoke to her i was convinced she was controlling my personality into becoming at first a doctor - then later i was to be four doctors two men two women - i mentioned this to her afterwards - too much information she said - too right!
summer is here (almost) claps of thunder real close and a little dog hiding under the desk - and a downpour that i hope beena will avoid - a fruit polo - five fruit polos - fed up with it - 1 it 5 its

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Sharks! Frequently Asked Questions

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Monday, June 16, 2003

RADIOHEAD tv

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tequila mockingbird great name for a blog

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The Palindromist Magazine

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Sunday, June 15, 2003

don't try to read my mind because its full of dissapearing ink

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A. L. I. C. E.

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Friday, June 13, 2003

The Wilhelm Scream more use than my "ducks and geese"

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i was searching the web for a company to do some printing and found one in greenwich - hows that for handy? i am negotiating some XXL black long sleeved T shirts with "bandofmonkies" and the evil monkey graphic on the front - these come out at about £15 - anybody out there want to advertise my website and be ice-cool at the same time should indicate their interest in the following shout out - i guess this is for uk visitors only - unless you want to pay extra for airmail - let's see shall we? so far i've not been sent a mock-up but i'll make sure they're just right - i can't afford to do anything till the end of the month so you can hum and ha about it for a while L3

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there are two notable aspects to this photo one is the palindromic miles travelled 44444 - the other is that it was taken at 30 mph !!! from dangerbert...

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Wednesday, June 11, 2003

Forceps

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Tuesday, June 10, 2003

PRESSTUBE get the screensaver fab!

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Monday, June 09, 2003

the name of this conference paper is : david byrne

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Flying Monkies

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18 Ways to Hate Your Neighbour

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Independent Enjoyment "If I had to live my life all over again," said Woody Allen, "I'd do it all exactly the same only I wouldn't read Beowulf."

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PHOTO FINISH GALLERY

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Saturday, June 07, 2003

fun for all the family
1 - homemade game
2 - black racism game
3 - new religions game
4 - execution game
5 - classic russian roulette
6 - hostage game
7 - great white racist game
8 - perverts sex game
many thanks to lord god king C. Live Lippett

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Friday, June 06, 2003

Virtual Dog Shit Creator

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Wednesday, June 04, 2003

little blue light - Franz Kafka A land surveyor struggles to live in a village without a clear position in society while trying to wring an answer from the inscrutable authorities of the village castle as to why he was summoned there.

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Quiz: Art or Crap

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WiFi Speed Spray i need this

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bills twelfth birthday today - trip to the park - presents to undo then chocolate fudge cake with icecream - unfortunately my little digital camera has switched into a previously unknown mode - blurry mess effect - so you'll just have to believe me... ongoing battle with medication continues - hospital again tomorrow - hey ho

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Tramp Juice essential research

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Dissection of a Frog

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CATPRIN - Tailor for Cats

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Tuesday, June 03, 2003

We Like The Moon - the Spongmonkeys try and cash in on the kittens' success - By Joel Veitch rathergood.com, song by Joel and Alex Veitch thanks em1ly

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OK FESS UP! who was this referred for? http://uk.altavista.com/web/results?poa=askjeeves&q=human sex with monkies&kgs=0&kls=1

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Monday, June 02, 2003

The Elvis Costello Home Page j'accuse

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Robert Guskind - Cherry Bleeds

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dooce we also have a dog and phone bone - bill knows something is happening but he doesn't know what it is - 80 comments!