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Thursday, May 31, 2001

Anxious mind engine enter - i'm about to go in - may be some time - could be wankel rotation

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some oddanxious pixels

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Wednesday, May 30, 2001

for anyone else suffering pointlessness and stupidity agonizing and filling ashtrays

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yes its on the way

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may you be protected from The Terrible Secret of Space - you need a few minutes with sound here and no boss!

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go create! pop art auto with pop-o-matic

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some fun electioneering games to play at spinon

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self help organization for the clutterer

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Thursday, May 24, 2001

this should worry you

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Wednesday, May 23, 2001

more all your base . . . this is even more stupid!

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philosophy time - a man is deep in the forest . . . he says something but there is no woman there to hear him . . . is he still wrong?

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Monday, May 21, 2001

for br1an - thanks bifurcated rivets - babymop

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this from b33na - good try but not as much fun as the original

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Sunday, May 20, 2001

just to get into the spirit of things . . . am i electable sums it up pretty well - heard portilloz on radio4 and even knowing his heritage i can't imagine anyone speaking anything less like english in the desperation to stay "on line" - nearly crashed the car in my fury but they let him repeat himself endlessly for minutes until we were left none the wiser as to the question of the 20 billion cuts

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Saturday, May 19, 2001

so out of the CD player comes captain beefheart and in goes mozart requiem . . . beautiful music and a lot of fuss for a man (?) who died for our sins . . . in a reconciliatory mood maybe he's done me a favour but he didn't die for us - we still have to do that for ourselves . . . maybe a lot of people don't grokk the difference, not quite sure where i sit with this

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Friday, May 18, 2001

Use Windows(tm) you freaking morons blogged by b33na

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Thursday, May 17, 2001

can you beleive this is the only mention of "warming noses" on the whole internet!! we're up to chapter 23 by now so maybe don't read too far (and . . . oh my god a TRIPODVERTWINDOW! ow that piss me off) into this dreck

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up to you . . . join this mailing list or not - but do hover on the star to confound the design culture network before their alarm clocks go to bed - hows that?

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hellfire advert on the way folks! but hey, good counter

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some good home movies

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Did Jon Trammell have an ALIEN IMPLANT put in his foot ?

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here is another one that got away

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Wednesday, May 16, 2001

a few years ago i had a plan to do this with disused tube stations and mine shafts then feed the sounds back to theatres and recording studios for echo chambers - looks like i was gazumped - at the time the expense of the isdn links was prohibitive

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Tuesday, May 15, 2001

don't forget to Give Water and email all your friends and everyone else as well

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check out a nice game of photoshop tennis from these people

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the KM side of this is ia bit intimidating but what it says about blogging is pertinant - what it says about my blog is a different thing

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har har

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and has blogger been fixed?

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Saturday, May 12, 2001

yes i suuuuuuuuspeeeeeeeeeect so

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blug ug blog brokk big egg hegg blog buggr

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our french friend came round today visiting london and as we walked in the park i said "oh the trees blew down in a big storm" and she didn't understand so i translated into french - then i said " yes yes this tree and (gesticulating) this tree plus plus " - it was a discussion about empathy most exercised me with b33na . . . how we could ask the general public how pissed off they thought sally ann was when she came back and found that someone had moved her ball

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how close we all are to madness

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master master beleive it or not this WAS recorded through a flies ear and then an ANTS EAR lets hope we dont have to worry about rocket martin and any of those girls again - fallin ditch aint gonna get my bones - copyright anyone?

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here a quick tour of rocket martins' lab one for consideration - les maths des miserables avec bon merci

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Thursday, May 10, 2001

ugh blog blechh broken

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sorry i've been neglecting my blog here is some important info to be getting on with

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well worth exploring the Vector Park - not just a nice egg machine!

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Monday, May 07, 2001

i've just had a lovely meal and thanks go to b33na and celery

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looking for bill's chew

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Thursday, May 03, 2001

- monkey life critique -
- submitted by: Salmonblaster -
content : Today I had fifteen dollars worth of coffees. I got them one at a time, and dined in. The first five were leisurely, but then the leisure disintegrated. I went through the last five in about five minutes. After awhile the register girl looked at her manager as if to say: "Is there something we should do?" The manager said nothing. I said nothing. We understood one another perfectly.
type: visual art
- reviewed by: Ham -
As with artist descending a staircase we approach the canvas in four dimensions with this work, effortlessly layered with what appears to be milk bubbles and sugar crystals - an interesting medium. From the centre of peaceful mocha brown we are drawn spiralling and ever more agitatedly thru cappuchin browns and whites and deep espresso black strokes to a bright tangential yellow of solution and resolution in the almost mictural border asking the question - are we taking the piss here? - but as effortlessly as the peice is rendered there is a calm and release in the white tiled relief of the frame - a master peice.

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Wednesday, May 02, 2001

i wonder if i can trick you into doing this

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just a warning to watch out for RAS syndrom - examples being "HIV virus" and "PIN number" i'm sure there are many others . . . btw RAS stands for recursive acronym syndrome syndrome

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very nice music while it loads and pretty cool flash animation oddgods is odd - from here you can get to the whole series

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Tuesday, May 01, 2001

the results of my relentless search for the perfect egg spine - admittedly not worth the effort